Pappa wants mamma naked
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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