i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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