On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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