So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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