Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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