I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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