Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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