I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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