On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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