11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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