Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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