um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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