Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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