I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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