Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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