I swear she didn't look like that last week.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize