The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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