No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize