How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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