im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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