I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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