Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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