to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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