@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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