yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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