U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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