yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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