there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize