Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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