Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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