There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Less talking, more tequila
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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