The maid of honor just puked.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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