What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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