he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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