I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize