Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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