Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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