Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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