i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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