is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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