Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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