omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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