She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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