If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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