I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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