is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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