"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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