writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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