East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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