Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
a search helicopter?!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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